Scarlett Johansson's Long Lost Brother?

Hey guys! I was searching around on Ebay for some movie-related shirts when I stumbled across this gem...

At first glance, it just looks like a pretty simple Captain America shirt, right? Well, let's look more closely...

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I don't know about you guys, but right away I found that this shirt model had a striking resemblance to Scarlett Johansson. That's not to say he looks like a woman or she looks like a man, but I think they have very similar facial features. So I decided to look into a little bit more closely and I put this together for ya...

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I think that's a pretty darn strong resemblance, but in case you're still on the fence, here's one more...

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I'm not crazy, right? They totally look alike! I think I've found Scarlett Johansson's long lost brother and he's a t-shirt model for a Chinese company on Ebay! And look, he even includes Scarlett's signature  butt shot!

Anyone who's ever seen any of the Marvel movies featuring the Black Widow knows the camera guys can't seem to go long without throwing in another butt shot of Scarlett Johansson. Heck, even her break into stardom all started with a shot of her butt in the opening of Lost in Translation. I guess her butt's pretty famous. Judging from her twin model brother, it looks like it might just be in the Johansson blood. 

Just as a disclaimer, I don't even want to take the blog in this direction, but it's gotta be said. Did any of you guys see Captain America: The Winter Soldier? Yeah, there was a little bit of a romance between the Captain and Black Widow, even with some flirting and kissing. It makes it more than little creepy that this guy is wearing a Captain America shirt, as if he wishes he was in the Captain's shoes... Gross! She's an attractive woman, but uhh.... gross! Good God, that's your sister, man!!

So there you have it, I have discovered Scarlett Johansson's long lost brother on Ebay and even uncovered his incestuous desires for his sister. It's all in a day's work for this movie guy! ;) Wait, there's more?!

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Actually, it turns out Scarlett Johansson really does have a twin brother! They were born just three minutes apart! His name is Hunter Johansson. Here's a picture of the two of them together:

Wait a minute! This isn't the same guy! Are you kidding me? The guy on Ebay looks more like Scarlett Johansson than her own twin brother does! That's crazy! I can see something of a resemblance between Hunter and Scarlett  but nothing nearly as identical as the t-shirt model above. It's funny how that works, isn't it? I wonder who this mystery guy is. I guess I'll just leave it up to the internet to figure this out.

By the way, if you're interested in buying that Captain America shirt, click here.

5 Minute Movie Guy
6.17.14